Some things they don't tell you about babies:
1. Their poo smells like yogurt (at least for now).
2. And it looks like English mustard... with mustard seeds mixed in...
3. Cutting his fingenails and toenails feel like defusing a bomb... with a 10 foot pole... while wearing oven gloves...
4. Their pee-shooters are amazingly accurate - gets you every time... right on your recently changed shorts or trousers.
5. Poo stains are bright yellow. Almost fluorescent.
6. Baby farts are as loud as adult farts. Can blame it on the baby now.
Maybe its just true for our baby.
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